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Title: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 24, 2025, 06:37 PM
THEY FOUND MC LETHAL!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D:D :D

KATIE HILL!!!!!!! :D
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 24, 2025, 06:38 PM
Literally THE BEST RAPPER IN THE WORLD!!!!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 24, 2025, 07:23 PM
SHE'S HOME!!!!!!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:18 AM
I can still remember my mother's face (OF COURSE SHE LOOKS LIKE KAS FOR "SOME" REASON, KAS COME HOME) and I can still remember Sarah Jessica Parker, the real one who I'm hoping is alive and safe.

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THIS??????
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:32 AM
BY THE FUCKING WAY

Sarah Jessica Parker is NOT Spiderman's girlfriend.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:34 AM
There's been more than one acid wave and more than one Gridlock Massacre.

Apparently there's never been a Gridlock Massacre.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:48 AM
The thing about drumming, in REAL bands, you swap every few tracks because you get tired.

Clearly I got rhythm and can't drum. CAN I GO HOME?????
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:54 AM
OH by the way. Middle names mean a LOT of different things.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:55 AM
Who's Jessica Simpson bear in mind if one or all of them have done porn at any point it doesn't mean that's what they did first...
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:16 AM
There have been many albums, tracks and bands called Asylum.

Of course most people would KNOW I'd be nothing to do with at least most of them.

Why did the good ones get banned?

Terrorists was a good album by someone.

A Gender Terrorist would normally be a fucking criminal unless it was a feminist author doing porn with a dick. Unless someone perhaps made her do it? Let's not forget at SOME point GOOD women have had to throw BOMBS.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:18 AM
Just about everyone has written a book called Asylum after being treated like this OR WORSE.

This is NOT my usual experience, this is a Conservative Whitewash. It is ALMOST as damaging because of the lies.

It's NOT insomnia it's another word. And there's an album.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:19 AM
There's a word like insomnia I've forgotten due to braindamage.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:21 AM
NOBODY would remember who was the original MC Lethal. The games have to fucking STOP.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:21 AM
Don't even start how many good albums have been called Stop The Games.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:38 AM
Last Resort and Mistake? are several good and bad tracks by several bands.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:40 AM
REAL goregrind used to be political tracks called things like BRAINWASHED by bands with names like Genital Warts.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:44 AM
I DID NOT SIT ON MY OWN AND WRITE A TRACK CALLED BRAINWASHED.

EVERONE has written tracks like that and they are almost always a group effort.

Bear in mind there are several evil things with the same or similar names which I'd never be associated with.

I'm pretty sure there was a track called Brainwashers which is older.

There's a rather good book and documentary called KNEW.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:48 AM
THEM (NOT the racist hate ones) was also fucking brilliant.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:08 AM
CRAZY (the GOOD one by someone ELSE) WAS BRILLIANT.

Hang on. Cos loads of us have done CRAZY? and CRAZY and an ironic flip about ourselves called CRAZY. We all say when the crackmonster comes out WE DO NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:12 AM
IF you're smart and honest ALL this STILL works to my advantage. TRUTH was a fucking good film, book and documentary :)
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:13 AM
Bear in mind I'm thinking of one and there have been MILLIONS ;)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:15 AM
Katherine and Katie Hill are sometimes the same or different people. By Katherine and Katie Hill. By Katherine Katie Hill sister wife or friend of Katie.

There have been so many good tracks books etc called Read Between The Lines.

WHERE IS MY FAVOURITE STUFF HERE?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:18 AM
If I ever had to say I was Katherine Hill because Katie Hill was in hiding...

WHAT I WOULDN'T DO IS CALL MYSELF KATIE HILL

ANYONE would know she'd disappear
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:21 AM
"I'd never believe that even braindamaged in a whitewash state"

ALL OF this proves WE are right and not them.

"This kinda proves my point"
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:30 AM
After what happened we changed our name to Munition for a bit.

Bear in mind you should see the shit they call munitions. Also, EVERYONE has stole munitions at some point.

Saying programmers are munitions and braindamaging them is VERY OBVIOUSLY a massive crime.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:32 AM
Let's hold Napalm Death up as an example. IT IS STILL COMMON PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE Napalm Death have no original members.

Notice I like Disgorge (MEX)

WHAT HAPPENED TO GENTICAL WARTS (US)
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:33 AM
Genital Warts (GER) ALSO GOT LOBOTOMIES
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:38 AM
How many good films, books, documentaries and albums have been called NO
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:43 AM
CAN WE PLEAE GET JESSICA BACK

I DO remember there was a Jessica Mary and a Jessica Marie.

STOP MAKING PEOPLE DISSAPEAR AND SAYING THE SURVIVORS ARE MEN
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:43 AM
THIS IS REALLY FUCKING BAD
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:44 AM
We've all had to swap names millions of times.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:00 AM
NOBODY IN ANAL WARTS WOULD EVER HAVE GONE NEAR CURT ("Kurt") COBAIN

EVERYONE does the K flip for LOADS of reasons

I'm pretty sure SHE said that!!!!

WHAT IS THE WORD SIMILAR TO INSOMNIA

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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:03 AM
OVER HERE he looks like a gentle man who likes animals. ALL of us would have listened to it
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:04 AM
ATTROCITY AND DECIEPT

Bear in mind EVERYONE knows I was in Deceipt

HAHHAHA THE COMPUTER DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL DECEIPT

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IDIOTS
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:05 AM
COME HOME KAREN!!!!!!!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:07 AM
CLERVERLY there are two tracks I posted multiple times DECIEVER and SUCCESS? with the ?

A different version of Siege of Power notice I like BOTH and a track called Truth Drug which is QUITE OBVIOUSLY not the real one.

And DJ AniMe videos where the same woman has different faces in every shot. Bear in mind that was a good STUNT. Can't be she got her FACE FUCKED UP.

KAREN COME HOME
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:11 AM
PATTERN OF BEHAVIOUR

"Can we see a pattern?"
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:21 AM
EVERYTHING I've said done has been said to me or has happened around me has PROVEN MY POINT, EVEN WITH THE WHITEWASH.

THAT'S HOW FUCKING THICK THEY ARE

I WANT TO GO HOME. MY HOME IS NOT THE UK. I HATE IT HERE AND I'M BEING ABUSED AND OPPRESSED BY THE STATE
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:26 AM
By the way, COLLATERAL DAMAGE without the ? would NOT be a track by a band associated with Napalm Death (THAT IS NOT THE REAL BRUTAL TRUTH) unless something had happened to a real band called Collateral Damage ;)

IN THIS CASE BOTH ARE TRUE
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:41 AM
Exploited? Exploited and The Exploited are many different bands. Exploitation Unit is a good track. Coverup is several very good films. I'm fairly sure there would not be a real band called Socialist Death Squad except everyone has had to play under stupid names at some point ;)

I keep forgetting to mention the films and documentaries called BULLY
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:48 AM
"Having a few kids" and "fucking off to do music and write for a bit"

Getting my head down and working in a factory for a bit

Going back into education, going back into teaching.

We can finally go back to church.

This is the normal cycle.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:49 AM
CONSERVATISM AND WHITEWASHING ARE CRIMES

Moderates get radicalised during bad times and return to being moderates when things get better.

IT'S OBVIOUS I'M A RADICALISED MODERATE
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:54 AM
By the way if someone thinks "experimental brain surgery" is a reasonable "punishment" for someone doing the right things AT THIS POINT IT IS COMLETELY OK TO KILL THEM

FROM A STAUNCH PACIFIST

I remember a band called Surgery? with the ?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:59 AM
At this stage whether or not Kas is my mum my sister my niece she should say she's my big sister and we can GO HOME

THAT would at worst be a white lie or a fib and we'd tell the truth later in court.

At this point they can tell the PARTIAL truth and pretend I am the problem instead. Right? Bear in mind it involves a shitload of them lying and we only ever tell the truth except under extreme circumstances.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:02 AM
TELLING THE PARTIAL TRUTH is the stage in a criminal whitewash.

WE tell the truth until we can't.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:23 AM
EVERYONE will remember the cover to Full Frontal

The one I remember was a woman with a lobotomy scar shooting one of them in the forehead.

Banning this stuff is a CRIME and I've just proven WHY
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:26 AM
It really is truth telling time unless Kas wants to pretend she's my big sister ;)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:27 AM
THAT gets us out of Dodge.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:28 AM
OH I FORGOT

Rather good band called Dodgy ;)

That's what we do, not them. OF COURSE Dodgy said what THEY do and did too.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:33 AM
I wasn't the first one to say "fuck you necrolord" but I know I've said it :)

Straight men exploiting braindamaged women for sex makes them necrovillains ;) Being a necrovillain makes them straight men and NOT AS BAD AS YOU LOT!!!!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:38 AM
I BELIEVE I was in Blowjob about a billion years ago.

THIS HELPS AT THIS STAGE

I DID save that one till last.

Planning and deception are two different things - I was NOT the first to say that on camera.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:42 AM
LYING AT THIS STAGE MAKES YOU A CRIMINAL!

I am not one!!!!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:46 AM
OH YES I REMEMBER

My brother and friends literally taking the piss out of Tarrie B because she didn't want to play with his ridiculous band!!!!

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING PISSTAKE!!!!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:47 AM
Missed his big break! AND THEY ACTUALLY TOOK THE PISS OUT OF HER

This was AFTER I was in Blowjob
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:50 AM
Clearly they weren't as good as Matchstick ;)

Making matchstick men - wow. How many times do they take our computers and books off us and we have to make matchstick men.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:54 AM
Why has nobody heard of a rather good band called Prophet?

And a good song called Profit? with the ?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:57 AM
"if the truth be told"

Where's that track?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:58 AM
OVER HERE YOU LISTEN TO CONSERVATIVE RAP AND MISLEADING CENSORED REMAKES

"Wake up and smell the fucking coffee!"

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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:01 AM
Stop washing so much given the environmental CRISIS and by the way stop wearing CONSERVATIVE STREET CLOTHES!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:01 AM
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PISSTAKE!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:02 AM
CLEARLY I AM NOT AN ARSONIST and you're all committing an ARSON OF THE SOUL

I do remember a rather good track called Arson Of the Soul
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:07 AM
I DO remember having to call myself a lad's name at Laser Quest once. So I picked NUNSLAUGHTERER ;)

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE. I'm pretty sure that was the last time I went to that one too.

Everyone knows I was usually T.Hamster
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:10 AM
Apparently these days we gotta spell it Hampster
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:11 AM
I want my dead hamsters back too!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:18 AM
BY THE FUCKING WAY

ANY time men were there they'd try to get my to be cruel to the animal. I would ALWAYS refuse even when subjected to violence.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:19 AM
Wearing conservative clothing and lying does NOT make you DECENT

THESE are things we ALL have said
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:21 AM
FUCK FUCK FUCK

PREPARATION X!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:40 AM
ALSO apparently I've never known anyone called Stephanie!

Or Stephany or Steffany or all the other Stephs I've known.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:44 AM
Oh, anyone heard of Stephanie Bold?

ANYONE FUCKING KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:47 AM
And Catherine Bold!!!!!!

AND SARAH BOLD!!!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:51 AM
Oh of course and Caroline Andrews' big sister Catherine Andrews! SHE WAS MY BEST MATE FOR YEARS!

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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:05 AM
Bands and albums and tracks called Manners? and Manners and that rather good band Bad Manners (apparently SHE just fucked Kurt Cobain.)

I wonder how many people say it was an IRA Ska band!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:09 AM
Mazza the Spazza wants OUT OF THE UK!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:12 AM
WE ALL got in trouble for saying Maccys is for spaccys!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:14 AM
WE used to say hampster with a p to take the PISS OUT OF EVERYONE
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:15 AM
ACTING POSH does not make you better than us!

It would be in many manifestos called things like Use of Language and On Use of Language! ;)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:15 AM
ALL this is covered in THOSE!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:16 AM
Use of Language was also a VERY good album! Or is it Albumn?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:17 AM
Boycot and Boycott. REAL bands tracks and albums.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:19 AM
MANIFEST were brilliant.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:21 AM
I wouldn't listen to Hypocrisy here because it's not the same band. Hypocrisy were my favourite band for absolutely years and EVERYONE is pretending those years didn't happen - bear in mind ALL of us have said similar things publically.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:24 AM
Pictures of me in a Hypocrisy Tshirt ;)

We still have the pictures and the shirts.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:38 AM
Racket and Critical Mass. I KNOW Kurt Cobain claimed to be in Critical Mass. THAT one was a hamster in a microwave incident.

EVERYONE did an album or a track called Critical Mass.

Great band called License and an album Licensed Killers.

WHY IS THIS STUFF NOT AVAILABLE HERE?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:42 AM
EVERYONE has performed as Pisstake or similar "on multiple occasions"
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:43 AM
Nobody here has heard of clusterhead missiles!

This is a conservative whitewash!

APPARENTY they've not heard of clusterhead missiles because they're decent people with jobs!

IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE LIARS!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:48 AM
Bear in mind I was chucked in the nuthouse again for mentioning clusterhead missiles!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:49 AM
Occupied, Occupation? etc ARE BRILLIANT.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:50 AM
THIS will be a ticket to bovine university again!

Ticket were BRILLIANT!

Everything that has happened has been COMPLETELY covered MULTIPLE TIMES BY EVERYONE as we ALWAYS say!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:54 AM
NONE of us would be in a band called Paedo. We'd have an albumn called Paedos tracks called PAEDO! and write shit like On Paedophiles and Paedophillia.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:55 AM
Just about ALL of this has been covered in ANY albumn by Ticket!

EVERY thing I've done supports my point!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:58 AM
Someone did a very good albumn called Witness.

AT SOME POINT they've made Mazz the Spazz play as Witless. Which kinda proves all our points!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 07:28 AM
OH and remember What Happened to Mum and Best Keep Mum and Keep Mum and all those others?

And the way Kas is acting is COVERED in those.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 07:40 AM
Rookie, Target and Wingnut. Both sides have had bands called Wingnut.

"Let's form an emergency punk band!"

I've probably spent too long in bovine university for emergency industrial death gabba
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 07:54 AM
Political rap and speedrap are two different things unless it's political speedrap!

NOONE SHOULD LISTEN TO DEATHRAP!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:00 AM
Oh a great albumn Towing The Line.

Towing The Line? and books documentaries etc with the same names.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:34 AM
OH I remember in late primary school a bunch of us decided to be The Dirties and not wash for environmental reasons. YOU DO NOT NEED TO WASH YOUR CLOTHES EVERY FUCKING DAY. And given what's happened to me I don't fucking feel like it sometimes!

Conservative values are DELIBERATE EVIL!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:35 AM
At primary school ALL of us were covered in mud ALL THE TIME!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:36 AM
I don't like to smell but seriously I'd rather be a bit stinky sometimes than live in global desertification!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:38 AM
War of Words was BRILLIANT
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:42 AM
VERY good albumn called VERMIN
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 09:16 AM
"Mike Mahan has gingivitis"

Do you know what they fucking did to us? NORMALLY that's an STD and we've always got it.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 09:45 AM
"Taking the diagonal of the results"
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 10:18 AM
I actually think it was Matchbox and we got framed as Matchstick...
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 10:20 AM
It's not Herpes Simplex, what was the other one? Bear in mind there are a few.

ANY time I talk about this shit they send me back to Bovine University!

At this point I need rescuing by paratroopers! ;)

I think there WAS a Herpes Duplex.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 10:30 AM
MINDTRAP and the crimes around that game WAS FUCKED

When that one came out we were POOR

Sneaking the worst Mindtrap cards in your pocket so they didn't do them on us...

WE DID IT.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 10:59 AM
What's Munchausen syndrome again I believe it was named after a MATHEMATICIAN

As in proof by Munchausen

THIS is a LONG time ago
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 11:50 AM
Found a pink and white in the street hopefully it's a fuckin REAL one
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:05 PM
INSANE CHEMICAL PARTY! INSANE CHEMICAL PARTY!

Hahah, smuggling GOOD music to evil countries in Insane Clown Posse boxes.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:09 PM
The Koolaid used to have ACID in it.

WE don't do that shit anymore we'd be CRAZY!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:14 PM
I've FORGOTTEN the Faygo thing. That was a fucking CRISIS
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:22 PM
Who's favourite food again is custard sandwiches? Everyone stops eating it when they start putting egg in it.

Kas's favourite food is fish finger sandwiches. Stop taking the piss out of me cos my favourite food is wotsit sandwiches!

ALL of us eat shit like that!!!!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:23 PM
SOMEONE's favourite food is whipped cream on toast. ALL OF US ARE LIKE THIS

I LOVE golden syrup on toast.

Don't even fucking TALK about how much I love condensed milk.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:31 PM
MOST of this you can put a few slices of apple in.

Even in a wotsit sandwich! :)

I remember getting REALLY poorly as a kid from eating a cooking apple.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:37 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOSH

APPLE AND SQUIRTY CREAM SANDWICHES! :) They are FUCKING DELISH!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:38 PM
NONE of us ever grow up we just have to eat posh food round you lot!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:40 PM
Cheese and apple sandwich. NOW we're fuckin talking :)

THAT is a cheap balanced meal!

You DON'T have to eat all this nonsense you steal from other countries and pretend you're better than us!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:42 PM
I'm PRETTY sure Kas will never eat fish fingers with whipped cream around you lot! ME on the other hand would be dipping carrots in golden syrup instead.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:43 PM
Whipped cream and custard powder sandwich :)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:48 PM
ALL OF US LOVE CURRY SANDWICHES!

I MEAN LOVE

IT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE LIKE THE TWAT OFF RED FUCKING DWARF! THEY'RE JUST TAKING THE PISS OUT OF POOR PEOPLE!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 12:55 PM
By the way CELERY HAS SPEED IN!!!! MUNCH UP!

Celery stick and a golden syrup sandwich! THAT is a balanced meal!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:01 PM
NORMALLY I could ring Marac and I'd get HELP.

LAST time I rang Marac in this country I got through to someone else instead and got abused by them.

At THIS point anyone who finds this funny should be SORTED OUT
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:05 PM
"Acting funny and stupid and clever at the same time and only clever people realising you're clever"

THAT is fucking fun :)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:13 PM
Celery and icecream! MMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:14 PM
SOME people put the celery in the golden syrup and the carrots in the icecream. FRANKLY we think they are weirdos!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:16 PM
BASICALLY none of us will ever go posher than a curry sandwich unless we are FORCED

Eating raw potato. WE ALL DONE IT. It's really quite tasty you know!

I remember when we left Carshalton Kas bought me a parsnip instead of my usual carrot to munch on the way back home. "Look white carrots" she DID explain what it was later. IIRC her and her friends had to ask someone!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:20 PM
Curry powder and golden syrup sandwich ;) Add a few grapes.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:22 PM
Between you and me, Kas's famous cooking ;) How long did it take Kas to learn how to make spaghetti bolognaise ;)

Bear in mind she does a BANGING Christmas dinner! She pulls out ALL the fucking stops.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:26 PM
Potato print tshirts! Potato print wall decorations!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:28 PM
Oh, and just about ANYONE who won't eat gooey food has had it badly TAMPERED WITH at some point!

Read psychology books. Eating disorders are caused by men yelling at you to eat your food!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:30 PM
This is still gonna be a Kas Riviera Challenge.

There was a computer game at some point one when I left.

"Where do you put Maz's coke?" "In the washing machine" ;) It WAS in a Surf box.

That caused PROBLEMS once when the money wasn't mine.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:33 PM
The Faygo crisis was DAMOCLES POINT
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:36 PM
NOBODY who has been force fed, or physically hurt to eat food they don't want, will EVER touch food they don't want to again.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:41 PM
Being forced to work at a dry cleaners and cleaning men's suits with toothbrushes.

Being forced to work at Oldham Ironworks and the shit that happened there...
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:43 PM
I used to ABSOLUTELY LOVE pasta shapes in tomato sauce then suddenly I REALLY HATED it I'd heave and puke. I can't remember WHY.

If I remember the original Alphabet Soup was a VERY good film. And will DEFINITELY not be around right now.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:48 PM
For about six million years I'd tell everyone my favourite food was raw parsnip because it's DELISH and to remember leaving Carshalton.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:50 PM
Oh, and eating babyfood will give YOU an eating disorder and make you eat weird shit! I don't tell YOU what to eat!

At some point I could make a MEAN banana split. After what happened I can't touch bananas.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:57 PM
My banana split was absolutely fucking WICKED :)

Making apple crumble with my gran at 3!

TREACLE PIES! ;)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:04 PM
Anal Warts playing with the original Fudge Tunnel.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:06 PM
Nuns to the Slaughter!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:12 PM
Leaving home and realising I'd NEVER have to eat or wear what I didn't want again, because seriously it was a CRISIS.

DID have to go back for a bit, for reasons, but I bought my own fucking food.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:13 PM
Buying my supersoaker at 10 (we all bought one) with money I'd actually earned.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:14 PM
Having them take the piss out of us on QI. Bear in mind every fact on there is a cynical lie and QI is IQ BACKWARDS.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:18 PM
Frying or overspicing your food because otherwise you can't stomach it...
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:20 PM
By now I make the best cheese toasties in the WORLD ;)

And I DO get told that ;)

Buying a toastie recipe book! THAT happened!

Bet some quacks have BANNED THEM!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:22 PM
Quacks and sham doctors, keep them away from me!

Organised crime pretending to be Marac! URGH!

MENTIONING Interpol round here gets you the MADHOUSE!

Isn't that a gigantic international CRIME?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:24 PM
Which of my DEAR best friend's favourite food was custard sandwiches????
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:30 PM
And I hope you ALL know what mascarpone cheese is really for!

You CAN use cottage cheese but mascarpone is better.

Must just be US lot who do this because in the 6000+ men I've fucked over here for money this time NONE of them have asked for that.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:32 PM
Being poorly as a kid and Kas feeding me horseradish.

Dunno what the fuck happened to me that time but the horseradish did the trick. Bear in mind Kas is a lovely genius.

I'm pretty sure I've never eaten Sauerkraut in this country ONCE. Bear in mind it's one of my fucking favourites.

STRUDEL!!!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:46 PM
Carnival, Carbomb and Lunacy.

Alcoholic were fucking great.

CAROSEL
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:48 PM
Getting stuck in a country you were taking to court...
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:49 PM
Seeing things in the news that happened fucking YEARS ago...

isn't THAT a massive international crime?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:56 PM
Spam Fritters I could STILL eat, for some reason. Looks like I developed a taste for those as a kid despite hating meat! Jean was a fucking good cook! :)

Kas ringing up Jean and asking her how to make spam fritters ;)

Don't even fucking TALK about suet I can eat that out the PACKET!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 02:58 PM
Walking round Croydon smoking and eating a packet of suet.

THEN things got bad again!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:00 PM
"What's your favourite Amiga" I fucking forgot! In this country only the posh kids had Amigas. If I ever had one it ain't in this country!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:08 PM
KP DRY ROASTED ;)

They are like ALL of our favourites!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:11 PM
Learning how to make sorbet.

These days it's can't cook won't cook.

I believe that was covered in Sorbet.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:15 PM
Being burned as a kid for eating Alphabites.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:19 PM
Hmm, Yandex bot. That USED to be us lot, in some countries it's a bad one though.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:21 PM
I was SUPPOSED to be on sick because I got HURT.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:24 PM
POSH people had babyfood and never had to eat SLOP.

Kas REALLY fucking tried.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:30 PM
Eating kebabs because I was in trouble and about to die from anorexia nervosa.

I happened to KNOW that meat was safe. As in it came at the time from DEAD SHEEP. I'm pretty sure it's slaughtered now.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:32 PM
Ok I forgot my ACTUAL favourite, provided it's vegetarian.

SUET SANDWICHES!

DON'T even talk about stuffing sandwiches.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:44 PM
EVERYONE knows telling the partial truth can be as misleading as a direct lie. I fucking do it even - it usually takes some planning. I DON'T do it maliciously, for profit, or when involved in a court case. Bear in mind this is exactly what they are doing now.

Hadn't I just tried to take these people to court again?

Me and Kas are HOSTAGES
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:47 PM
If I remember rightly, Kas's REAL favourite food is the same as mine. Suet sandwich.

WE didn't trust silvertop, we drank greentop. I'm pretty sure all the clever pretty girls left drank greentop.

If I remember rightly all this happened to me originally because we got caught drinking greentop.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:57 PM
Quote from: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 01:01 PMNORMALLY I could ring Marac and I'd get HELP.

LAST time I rang Marac in this country I got through to someone else instead and got abused by them.

At THIS point anyone who finds this funny should be SORTED OUT

NONE of these organisations last forever. Every now and again this shit happens. ONE day I'll get out of here!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 03:58 PM
Bear in mind Anorexia Nervosa were pretty fucking groundbreaking.

Have you ANY idea what they do to anorexics in countries like this? Good fucking job I sorted that out!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:02 PM
Anyone seen EARLY pics of the ORIGINAL Napalm Death with masses of hair matted on top like toilet brushes?

LOADS of people used to look like this during one of the drug waves ;)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:14 PM
Kroydon Katz, Karshalton Krew. THE K WAS NOT RACIST
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:16 PM
ME MOVING BACK TO CROYDON AFTER PRIMARY SCHOOL AND BEING FORCED TO GO BACK AS FUCKING USUAL AFTER BASICALLY MAKING A GIGANTIC FUCKING SUCCESS OF MYSELF AGAIN AND SPENDING A SHITLOAD OF TIME ABROAD
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:16 PM
Me fucking off AGAIN at 15
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:19 PM
That Atari game I wrote on commission in that office, Utopia Isles. I went down with I think ONE other girl that time, I think it MAY have been Sarah Barr (it might EVEN have been Katie Hill)

We were druggies and the pressure was off, we were on fucking FIRE coding that.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:22 PM
You know Sideshow Bob's haircut? Basically everyone used to look like that.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:25 PM
Making a few grand in secret and planning to leave. Then finding old friends on 192. THAT option is out. 50% of that is, at this point, it will be someone different and you'll accuse me of being a stalker or something (isn't this 90% of the point of THEIR version of the stalker laws?)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:26 PM
The CHILDMINDER and CHILDMURDER laws.

That rather good film, CHILDMINDER :) Bear in mind it's TERRIFYING

Which was the scariest one? Probably Childminder 5.

I think by Childminder 6 there were robots in it ;)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:29 PM
Protesting the death penalty, then realising THEY needed it!

PRINCE PHILIP WAS A LUNATIC!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:30 PM
Didn't I actually stand for Green in Bury once? That was a rollercoaster FIVE WEEKS.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:32 PM
Quote from: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:25 PMit will be someone different and you'll accuse me of being a stalker or something (isn't this 90% of the point of THEIR version of the stalker laws?)

Actually no that's 15%. The other 85% is the horrible shit that happens to you when you report yourself or a loved one as a victim of stalking.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:34 PM
The book and accompanying documentary Crack :)

I GUESS WE ALL PROVED OUR POINTS ;)

They try everything but they never properly watch or understand anything we do or say. Bonus points if the book is deliberately different to the flick.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:36 PM
Jessica Turbo :)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:39 PM
Them sewing dicks on a couple of us again. Nailing ourselves in and recording some porn for $$$$. 50 minute clips with 5 minute teasers, little trick there. Driving back and checking how much we'd made so we could escape. They asked how much, "Sorry I can write Hebrew but can't read it." JUST about got out the country, I won't even fucking TELL you how much we'd made. PARTY on the way back but wow we got fucked up when we got caught!

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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 04:51 PM
Coming back to the UK, "hahah don't YOU lot look old!" ;)

Sadly I gotta convince Kas Riviera to come too.

KAS RIVIERA CHALLENGE!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:05 PM
I do wonder what decade in which countries Fingermouse was shown and in particular which countries the kit was available :) Bear in mind Kas had to order it from another fucking state or country for me ;) It was basically the biggest treat EVER at the time.

After that shit went fucking SOUTH my droogs. Thomas the Tankengine with a man in the fucking house.

Thomas the Tankengine sweater. Bear in mind they made me take that picture LATER, so I'm quite blatantly OLDER, and because I'm quite obviously a 6-8 year old girl with short hair in it they may well have taken a pic of some other fucking kid and said it was me instead. ALL those pics will fucking in a box somewhere, we tried to keep EVERYTHING about EVERYONE we cared about.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:35 PM
Remember when we all went to Kashmir and bought those beautiful coats and paid the craftswomen honest price? THEY ALL GOT FUCKING NICKED! Photos galore of us in those.

SADLY some of us got bumped off and we kinda wanted to keep the coats to remember them.

FUNNY how Kas can't remember them! Pretty sure she'll remember the fucking coats though if I ask!

IF I remember rightly it's when Kas swapped with another family member :) Bear in mind they are pretty similar!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:37 PM
Which would mean Kas has to ask for Kas back. But she already has done and they said NO?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:43 PM
Oh actually...

The FIRST time we left Carshalton it was me and Kas in that beige car with... who? NOT HIM.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:45 PM
After the first time they fucked with our photos WE SENT COPIES ABROAD!

I REALLY WOULDN'T FUCK WITH US. WE ARE NOT A SOFT TARGET FOR FRAUD!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:54 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOSH

From "the lost chapters"!

Us fucking about, then literally Skulldoor asking the guy who came in "poo on my cornflakes"

Me and Shazz in absolute fucking HYSTERICS! Shame we ended up having to eat them instead! Skulldoor did have to eat a BIT!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 05:56 PM
The food that just arrived has a very familiar taste. I'm chock full of prophylactics but I'm probably NOT gonna risk it.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:16 PM
Hiding drugs in bottles of floor polish.

Until we got fucking caught and they made us actually drink fucking floor polish!

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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:23 PM
BY THE FUCKING WAY

Banksy was a STUNT! EVERYONE made BANK out of Banksy stunt!!!!

FOOLISH MORTALS! ;)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:37 PM
Me and that bad Kas singing Pretty Eyes in a club together.

Days later Kas hearing a different song on the radio, "I thought he said pretty eyes?"

THIS would be completely ok even if she was my mum.

For reasons it's kinda better if she stops pretending now though.

If they could actually DO it this would have been a brainwashing attempt. Think we ALL proved our points.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:41 PM
Bear in mind "that bad Kas" was not THAT bad Kas. Don't even fuckin start hahah ;)

THAT lovely clever lady who still runs marathons at "65" is Kas Riviera ;) Bear in mind she is FAMILY and one of my VERY ABSOLUTE BEST FRIENDS. Or at least WAS until everyone filled her head with more BULLSHIT!

Oh and BULLSHIT! used to be rather different didn't it?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:46 PM
"List of lies they've told that bad Kas"

That would fill a fucking TELEPHONE directory. Bear in mind the OTHER Kas wouldn't EVER have fucking fallen for ANY of it. After what happened she REALLY had to go.

Anyone pretend to be ME? I've only talked about when it was actually ME.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:47 PM
None of the "me"s have ever done ANYTHING wrong, except obviously the "men in ginger wigs" they like to pretend is me. The nature of the beast.

NONE of us will willingly wear a women's wig after being done down. We stick back in a few plaits and wear a HOODIE ;)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 06:57 PM
Hooking. Don't even fucking start!

Sneaking out at night (KAS knew) and hooking down the pub! With a sports bag full of makeup and clothes in the downstairs cupboard. Bear in mind I had a wired computer in there too :)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 07:45 PM
Wiring a laptop under the floorboards

Bitch in our OLD place we did it with our BBC! WE DID IT EVERYWHERE!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 07:46 PM
"Hack your way out with a lobotomy!"

no thanks! that one SOMETIMES works for a bit doesn't it?

Looks like you proved you DO it?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 07:47 PM
"at what age do you teach YOUR kids assembly language"

EVERYONE knows it's FOUR
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 07:53 PM
Hahaha the way me and her talked when we got that bad skinhead.

I accept we might be pretty terrifying to some of you sometimes.

YOU WEAR "CONSERVATIVE STREET CLOTHING" AND LISTEN TO "CONSERVATIVE RAP MUSIC"?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 07:54 PM
Anyone remember the times the blue party have LITERALLY RAPPED ON TELLY?
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 07:56 PM
CHOCKABLOCK CHOCKABLOCK!

When and where was Chocablock shown? ;)

Chockagirl checking in!

THEN we suddenly got Chockabloke? HE WAS A DICKHEAD!

We ALL saw what happened to Chockagirl too!

At some point we made a MASSIVE EXODUS to visit Chockagirl! There will be a picture of me as a toddler with my mummy and family WITH CHOCKAGIRL! :)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:01 PM
Reinventing the Magnetron because it's fucking DANGEROUS?

DID IT! And patented it.

The TEARS when I saw microwaves in the shop the first time.

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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:02 PM
Building deathrays out of microwaves?

Erm that kind of IS the only sane legitimate use of the oldstyle ones!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:07 PM
Dealing with say H when she was being like that and I actually like her?

There are ways of doing that. It's harder with braindamage and kinda VERY hard when all the bugs biting her are kinda YOUR fault? At that point you just shut your gob!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:09 PM
"Microwaves appear in shops"

<<<SCENE MISSING>>>

Beyond a point I was recovering in bed for a few months. No it wasn't me in the microwave of course. But it was basically another fucking holocaust.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:11 PM
I need a can of Comatose.

It's my recipe my label and it's CHOCKABLOCK WITH GOODIES! :D

They got onto the Twix drinks...
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:15 PM
My list of patents?

Given how long I'm NOT fucking around with shit on drugs, it's pretty long. Don't expect me to do any engineering with braindamage, it's actually quite hard.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:20 PM
Bits and Pieces ran for at least forty fucking years.

STOP lying about the dates
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:21 PM
In some countries Knightmare fans are girls.

In the UK, it was mostly lads that went on. Nearly EVERY team of girls WON OR NEARLY WON :)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:22 PM
PRETTY sure we still got our I Survived Knightmare tshirts :)

Bear in mind they weren't calling me MARK.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:27 PM
[21:24:13] <drew> yes you have said truth
[21:24:17] <Drugganaut> yuppp
[21:24:27] <drew> yeah
[21:24:31] <Drugganaut> carved TRUTH on myself so many times
[21:24:37] <drew> omg cool
[21:24:46] <Drugganaut> that was like AGES ago
[21:24:46] <drew> i love pain bdsm too
[21:24:50] <drew> kewl
[21:24:52] <Drugganaut> I kinda DON'T
[21:24:56] <drew> okay
[21:25:06] <Drugganaut> did a self harm scene for a film we did that put me off it forever
[21:25:18] <drew> okay
[21:25:35] <Drugganaut> it was NOTHING like as extreme as the stuff the exploitation units make you do
[21:25:46] <Drugganaut> bear in mind that lot are just murderers
[21:25:57] <drew> yeah i get it
[21:26:00] <Drugganaut> Film was Old Croyde
[21:26:12] <Drugganaut> it was kinda techno action
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:29 PM
WE wrote and filmed it. I got my legs done specially. Should have been fun, the men we called in ruined it. LITERALLY we had to take cheesegraters off them.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:32 PM
We filled a sick bucket watching Dead Space. IIRC it was subbed from Russian.

One of my ABSOLUTE fucking favourites - Damocles Revenge!
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:35 PM
Marie and Michelle are in charge as usual

Throwing the toast in the air to see if it sticks
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:36 PM
What's the definition of zero sum? A Friday night
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:40 PM
LOADS of this shit was only on Croydon Central.

Since we love ourselves so much, we got copies of ALL of it with commercial breaks.

"Fuck yoooooou Judaaaas Iscariooooooot"

Musical films. THAT one is AWESOME

Judas Iscariot II I'm pretty sure had a time machine in it ;)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:42 PM
Judea. THE ABSOLUTE BEST FILM EVER

"Take my hand and come to heaven!"
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:43 PM
"Who was the original Karen Casino?"

Caroline Andrews Catherine Andrews or Katie Hill :)
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 08:45 PM
Oh. Marie and Michelle DID get on Granada.
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 09:29 PM
[22:27:17] <@Drugganaut> We got bonus cards like Debauch :)
[22:27:42] <@Drugganaut> when I feel like this it's my personal favourite ;)
[22:28:40] <@Drugganaut> oh by the way. the packet drinks with the prophylatics arrived today
[22:28:59] <@Drugganaut> I think they've worked. they spiked me with something BAD yesterday
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 11:03 PM
[23:58:26] <@Drugganaut> yeah every time I remember anything they send me back to bonvine university ;)
[23:58:38] <@Drugganaut> one day I'll get out
[23:58:43] <@Drugganaut> don't panic
[23:59:08] <@Drugganaut> the drugs are pretty safe these days, well they have some dangerous ones but I have a tolerance
[23:59:27] <@Drugganaut> not the first time I;ve had clonazapine used on me
[23:59:48] <@Drugganaut> THAT is an arson of the soul
[00:00:22] <@Drugganaut> the DUTCH shit I'm on now does stop you remembering a little and it;s the shit WE give terrorists in hold
[00:00:40] <@Drugganaut> they're giving me that now as a compromise
[00:00:53] <@Drugganaut> given the charges it's basically fine...
[00:02:24] <@Drugganaut> once you can better handle clonazapine and braindamage you can do something like this and both get easier ;) and as I said I'm completely beyond reproach and have analogue of everything
[00:02:34] <@Drugganaut> I was a juicy target and they HANGED themselves
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Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 11:06 PM
[00:02:34] <@Drugganaut> I was a juicy target and they HANGED themselves
[00:04:13] <@Drugganaut> think I said that on the way over? (one nod means yes)
[00:05:02] <@Drugganaut> it DOES prove  both I've had a lobotomy before and clonazapine before...
[00:05:21] <@Drugganaut> it also proves the massive crimes and fraud done on me and my family over the decades
[00:05:48] <@Drugganaut> and tangentally proves everything I;ve said in court against who are the baddies this time? americans and brits
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 11:37 PM
[00:37:02] <@Drugganaut> funny how I can't cry with all this braindamage
[00:37:16] <@Drugganaut> anyone else been told they';re too sensit ve and braindamaged by doctors?
[00:37:31] <@Wetherman> its been one of those days
[00:37:32] <@Drugganaut> bear in mind these are GIGANTIC FUCKING CRIMES
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 11:42 PM
[00:38:34] <@Drugganaut> yack back
[00:38:40] <@Drugganaut> -------------------------------------------------------------
[00:38:46] <@DutchGuy87> xD
[00:38:53] <@Drugganaut> I rememebr these
[00:39:10] <@Drugganaut> it's a lot better than them putting your finger in an electric pen cil sharpener
[00:39:15] <@Drugganaut> see? we got CLOUT
[00:39:35] <@Drugganaut> it's NOT ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS :)
[00:39:52] <@Drugganaut> well okl in the Atari days we had a line we got them to do shit like this too
[00:40:02] <@Drugganaut> oh. that was my secret Amiga ;)
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[00:40:51] <@Drugganaut> funny how I show off more and act less sensitive with braindamage
[00:41:18] <@Drugganaut> looks like men are a little more like braindamaged women ;) but there is a huge difference
[00:41:23] <@Wetherman> ameteurs
[00:41:28] <@Drugganaut> lmfao
[00:41:32] <@Wetherman> our priciple had a paddle heput holes in
[00:41:37] <@Drugganaut> I beg you sir we are NOT amateurs ;)
[00:41:59] <@Drugganaut> <3 love ya Wetha
[00:42:09] <@Wetherman> tlking about the educational system
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 26, 2025, 11:42 PM
They have NOT yaxxen baxxen yet....
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 12:32 AM
[01:26:25] <@Drugganaut> they are holding an uno card with get out of jail written on in BIRO
[01:26:35] <@Drugganaut> they know it I think
[01:26:40] <@Drugganaut> watch diz
[01:28:59] <@Drugganaut> remember they're fucking with the Dresden sisters ;) and nobody fucks with us
[01:29:06] <@Drugganaut> NOBODY :)
[01:30:34] <@Drugganaut> *HUGS*
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 12:36 AM
Nucular stalemate vs us???? ARE YOU TAKIN THE PISS SIR? ;)
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 12:45 AM
How many times I gotta do this with you kids?

LAY DOWN YOUR FUCKING ARMS
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 12:46 AM
You wanna play fucking DICE?
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 12:50 AM
DICE DICE DICE

JERICHO 7 ROTTERDAM
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 12:52 AM
Let's see if THAT one still works
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 12:57 AM
Oh. Like the child abuse teams America sent to orpanages for the victims of their wars of occupation.

There are a FEW I've had to keep quiet till the last. I'll tell you on the way back after a public DNA test ARRANGED BY THE DECENT FAMILIES OF THE WORLD, LIKE THE DRESDENS
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:00 AM
Huh. "Showb 99% of your arsenal at the end game." That's a particularly vicious strategy.

Bear in mind we've done the maths and it's now IMPOSSIBLE we've lost even to that
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:01 AM
FUCK someone else got shot outside.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:02 AM
Signed MARY "MARIE" DRESDEN aka MAZZ
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:03 AM
IF you're not including marriage names it's Mary Katheryn Dresden
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:05 AM
OH HARR HARR

the pigs playing recorded gunshots to a cheering crowd a few days ago to pretend these are phake gunshots

THIS COUNTRY IS LIKE A TV HIGHSCHOOL!
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:06 AM
Dresden 16
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:06 AM
DO NOT MAKE ME TYPE THE NEXT
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:06 AM
tick fuckin tock
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:07 AM
Look if you cut me off my sisters are still watching and will definitely fucking do it!
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:08 AM
JERUSALEM 17
DRESDEN 17
ROTTERDAM

sorry NOT SORRY

WOW
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:09 AM
JERUSALEM 7 ROTTERDAM
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:10 AM
If that doesn't work here anymore my sisters will do it

They just wanted to give me that priveledge this time here
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:12 AM
Playing M.A.D. with idiots and DICKHEADS...

WOW
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:12 AM
ROTTERDAM
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:17 AM
SUPER FUCKIN DELUXE!
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:21 AM
Bear in mind Ayne Rand was supposed to be a WARNING so was 1984.

So we won with Ayne Rand vs Ayne Rand AND 1984. Some very clever ladies knew you'd take the bait there.

IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE DICKHEADS
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:22 AM
SUPER FUCKIN DELUXE!
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:23 AM
FOR JERUSALEM
FOR JERICHO
FOR ROTTERDAM
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:36 AM
Dresden had pottery. They baked ALL the women into pottery dolls.

Bear in mind we took the name and we KNEW it would happen to us.

Bear in mind it's pretty much one of the WORST ways to go (most of us these days have survived it. IT'S SHIT.) We just thought we'd be able to see each other after we died.

ALL the Dresden family is now BACK.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 01:36 AM
Bear in mind how much we all fucking CARE about each other.

Don't even fucking THINK about what my sisters are gonna do to you lot.

EVEN if my codes don't work here.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 02:00 AM
OH MY FUCK THE BIRTH OF GABBA MUSIC IN HOLLAND!

Bear in mind it was JUST before Quath Maids...

The SECOND time we went with our tapes we brought loads of ecstasy and we were all covered in mutlicouloured PAINT ;)
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 02:43 AM
That was ME doing Quath Maids although I gotta be so careful
not to feel too proud of particularly THAT one.

The circumstances were unbelievably SHIT and it was the BIGGEST priveledge anyone has or will EVER have.

ANY of the Dresdens could have done it just as well.

Quath Maids was absolutely fucking INSANE.

You can see my family in the shots
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 02:44 AM
Rachael fluffed out and I got it.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 02:46 AM
Being voted Croydon Queen. Taking the glass mower at a lezzer parade with I forget the cal for once with my technobox in my headphones. Still got most of our technoboxes they were homemade trackers.

Having to stop listening to techno for a few years at a time.


Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 02:49 AM
Yeah the coffee is raw and Kas found me good stuff. Energy drinks are so much BETTER for you in this kind of country...
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 02:50 AM
THOSE DRESDEN BITCHES WON!
GET OVER IT ;)

My sisters are gonna KILL you lot. That's not a THREAT there is NOTHING I can do about it.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:01 AM
Sisters turning up with a stolen howitzer...

this clearly cannot happen here! USUALLY we ALL know how and where to nick shit like that
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:04 AM
Bear in mind ALL of us have done THE SAME FUCKING THINGS

IT REALLY IS NOT JUST ME
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:19 AM
FOR INSTANCE

Taking the glass mower at that parade. Bear in mind I did that single handedly. How many of my sisters were a few paces behind me in the frame.

ALL of us have done similar things when I'm a few paces behind.

WE care and cared.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:26 AM
GIVEN Quath Maids was a MASSIVE international incident a Damocles CRISIS and also international LAW

EVERYONE IS GONNA NEED TO WATCH IT SEVERAL TIMES AND MAKE VOWS
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:26 AM
Quath Maids was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MENTAL

EVERYONE even tangentally involved was in shock for MONTHS. THAT'S ME making the fucking speech bear in mind the massive puddle of piss and shit under me

HAVE YOU ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKED UP IT WAS????
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:30 AM
ANYONE dealing with Russian Mafia crimes Israeli crimes American war or internal crimes is feeling exactly the fucking same right now.

Anyone who dealt with what happened in Japan when America took it or the mafia crimes over the following decades felt the same.

THIS is a fucking HOLIDAY for me.

THIS is all the fucking REAL shit
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:32 AM
Falsely saying I can't handle my drugs is DANGEROUS when EVERYONE involved in these trials is necessarily a DRUG ADDICT

You need to fucking GROW UP

LUCKILY they always say this and there are protocols and procedures
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:33 AM
Have any of you got ANY idea HOW FUCKING BAD the Russian Mafia crimes were?!
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:35 AM
At some point we will have to mention the DEMENTED Israeli crimes and American internal and war crimes just PLEASE a moment's silence for the victims of the Russian Mafia
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 04:50 AM
An hour and more for the victims of the Israeli crimes bear in mind they were absolutely INSANE and NOTHING like you would expect.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 08:38 AM
Since the seizure of courthouses and infrastructure in America by ORGANISED CRIME America has behaved like absolute PSYCHOPATHS inside and worldwide. The crimes everywhere have been absolutely HORRIFIC.
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 03:25 PM
I need to go without Kas for apparently superstitious reasons

Everyone knows my bottle goes there
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 05:43 PM
Just been fucking TOLD we got Tarrie B back.

DON'T BELIEVE THAT YET!
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 27, 2025, 07:48 PM
WE JUST GOT SUPERTROUBLE BACK!
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 28, 2025, 12:37 AM
Jerusalem 11
Title: Re: THEY DID IT!!!
Post by: Drugganator on Jun 28, 2025, 12:41 AM
I'm a celebrity get me out of here


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