THEY DID IT!!!

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Oh, and eating babyfood will give YOU an eating disorder and make you eat weird shit! I don't tell YOU what to eat!

At some point I could make a MEAN banana split. After what happened I can't touch bananas.

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My banana split was absolutely fucking WICKED

Making apple crumble with my gran at 3!

TREACLE PIES!

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Anal Warts playing with the original Fudge Tunnel.

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Nuns to the Slaughter!

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Leaving home and realising I'd NEVER have to eat or wear what I didn't want again, because seriously it was a CRISIS.

DID have to go back for a bit, for reasons, but I bought my own fucking food.

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Buying my supersoaker at 10 (we all bought one) with money I'd actually earned.

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Having them take the piss out of us on QI. Bear in mind every fact on there is a cynical lie and QI is IQ BACKWARDS.

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Frying or overspicing your food because otherwise you can't stomach it...

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By now I make the best cheese toasties in the WORLD

And I DO get told that

Buying a toastie recipe book! THAT happened!

Bet some quacks have BANNED THEM!

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Quacks and sham doctors, keep them away from me!

Organised crime pretending to be Marac! URGH!

MENTIONING Interpol round here gets you the MADHOUSE!

Isn't that a gigantic international CRIME?

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Which of my DEAR best friend's favourite food was custard sandwiches?

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And I hope you ALL know what mascarpone cheese is really for!

You CAN use cottage cheese but mascarpone is better.

Must just be US lot who do this because in the 6000+ men I've fucked over here for money this time NONE of them have asked for that.

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Being poorly as a kid and Kas feeding me horseradish.

Dunno what the fuck happened to me that time but the horseradish did the trick. Bear in mind Kas is a lovely genius.

I'm pretty sure I've never eaten Sauerkraut in this country ONCE. Bear in mind it's one of my fucking favourites.

STRUDEL!!!

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Carnival, Carbomb and Lunacy.

Alcoholic were fucking great.

CAROSEL

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Getting stuck in a country you were taking to court...