THEY DID IT!!!

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Seeing things in the news that happened fucking YEARS ago...

isn't THAT a massive international crime?

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Spam Fritters I could STILL eat, for some reason. Looks like I developed a taste for those as a kid despite hating meat! Jean was a fucking good cook!

Kas ringing up Jean and asking her how to make spam fritters

Don't even fucking TALK about suet I can eat that out the PACKET!

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Walking round Croydon smoking and eating a packet of suet.

THEN things got bad again!

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"What's your favourite Amiga" I fucking forgot! In this country only the posh kids had Amigas. If I ever had one it ain't in this country!

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KP DRY ROASTED

They are like ALL of our favourites!

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Learning how to make sorbet.

These days it's can't cook won't cook.

I believe that was covered in Sorbet.

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Being burned as a kid for eating Alphabites.

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Hmm, Yandex bot. That USED to be us lot, in some countries it's a bad one though.

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I was SUPPOSED to be on sick because I got HURT.

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POSH people had babyfood and never had to eat SLOP.

Kas REALLY fucking tried.

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Eating kebabs because I was in trouble and about to die from anorexia nervosa.

I happened to KNOW that meat was safe. As in it came at the time from DEAD SHEEP. I'm pretty sure it's slaughtered now.

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Ok I forgot my ACTUAL favourite, provided it's vegetarian.

SUET SANDWICHES!

DON'T even talk about stuffing sandwiches.

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EVERYONE knows telling the partial truth can be as misleading as a direct lie. I fucking do it even - it usually takes some planning. I DON'T do it maliciously, for profit, or when involved in a court case. Bear in mind this is exactly what they are doing now.

Hadn't I just tried to take these people to court again?

Me and Kas are HOSTAGES

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If I remember rightly, Kas's REAL favourite food is the same as mine. Suet sandwich.

WE didn't trust silvertop, we drank greentop. I'm pretty sure all the clever pretty girls left drank greentop.

If I remember rightly all this happened to me originally because we got caught drinking greentop.

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NORMALLY I could ring Marac and I'd get HELP.

LAST time I rang Marac in this country I got through to someone else instead and got abused by them.

At THIS point anyone who finds this funny should be SORTED OUT

NONE of these organisations last forever. Every now and again this shit happens. ONE day I'll get out of here!