THEY DID IT!!!

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Bear in mind Anorexia Nervosa were pretty fucking groundbreaking.

Have you ANY idea what they do to anorexics in countries like this? Good fucking job I sorted that out!

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Anyone seen EARLY pics of the ORIGINAL Napalm Death with masses of hair matted on top like toilet brushes?

LOADS of people used to look like this during one of the drug waves

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Kroydon Katz, Karshalton Krew. THE K WAS NOT RACIST

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ME MOVING BACK TO CROYDON AFTER PRIMARY SCHOOL AND BEING FORCED TO GO BACK AS FUCKING USUAL AFTER BASICALLY MAKING A GIGANTIC FUCKING SUCCESS OF MYSELF AGAIN AND SPENDING A SHITLOAD OF TIME ABROAD

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Me fucking off AGAIN at 15

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That Atari game I wrote on commission in that office, Utopia Isles. I went down with I think ONE other girl that time, I think it MAY have been Sarah Barr (it might EVEN have been Katie Hill)

We were druggies and the pressure was off, we were on fucking FIRE coding that.

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You know Sideshow Bob's haircut? Basically everyone used to look like that.

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Making a few grand in secret and planning to leave. Then finding old friends on 192. THAT option is out. 50% of that is, at this point, it will be someone different and you'll accuse me of being a stalker or something (isn't this 90% of the point of THEIR version of the stalker laws?)

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The CHILDMINDER and CHILDMURDER laws.

That rather good film, CHILDMINDER Bear in mind it's TERRIFYING

Which was the scariest one? Probably Childminder 5.

I think by Childminder 6 there were robots in it

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Protesting the death penalty, then realising THEY needed it!

PRINCE PHILIP WAS A LUNATIC!

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Didn't I actually stand for Green in Bury once? That was a rollercoaster FIVE WEEKS.

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it will be someone different and you'll accuse me of being a stalker or something (isn't this 90% of the point of THEIR version of the stalker laws?)

Actually no that's 15%. The other 85% is the horrible shit that happens to you when you report yourself or a loved one as a victim of stalking.

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The book and accompanying documentary Crack

I GUESS WE ALL PROVED OUR POINTS

They try everything but they never properly watch or understand anything we do or say. Bonus points if the book is deliberately different to the flick.

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Jessica Turbo

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Them sewing dicks on a couple of us again. Nailing ourselves in and recording some porn for $$$$. 50 minute clips with 5 minute teasers, little trick there. Driving back and checking how much we'd made so we could escape. They asked how much, "Sorry I can write Hebrew but can't read it." JUST about got out the country, I won't even fucking TELL you how much we'd made. PARTY on the way back but wow we got fucked up when we got caught!