THEY DID IT!!!

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Coming back to the UK, "hahah don't YOU lot look old!"

Sadly I gotta convince Kas Riviera to come too.

KAS RIVIERA CHALLENGE!

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I do wonder what decade in which countries Fingermouse was shown and in particular which countries the kit was available Bear in mind Kas had to order it from another fucking state or country for me It was basically the biggest treat EVER at the time.

After that shit went fucking SOUTH my droogs. Thomas the Tankengine with a man in the fucking house.

Thomas the Tankengine sweater. Bear in mind they made me take that picture LATER, so I'm quite blatantly OLDER, and because I'm quite obviously a 6-8 year old girl with short hair in it they may well have taken a pic of some other fucking kid and said it was me instead. ALL those pics will fucking in a box somewhere, we tried to keep EVERYTHING about EVERYONE we cared about.

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Remember when we all went to Kashmir and bought those beautiful coats and paid the craftswomen honest price? THEY ALL GOT FUCKING NICKED! Photos galore of us in those.

SADLY some of us got bumped off and we kinda wanted to keep the coats to remember them.

FUNNY how Kas can't remember them! Pretty sure she'll remember the fucking coats though if I ask!

IF I remember rightly it's when Kas swapped with another family member Bear in mind they are pretty similar!

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Which would mean Kas has to ask for Kas back. But she already has done and they said NO?

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Oh actually...

The FIRST time we left Carshalton it was me and Kas in that beige car with... who? NOT HIM.

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After the first time they fucked with our photos WE SENT COPIES ABROAD!

I REALLY WOULDN'T FUCK WITH US. WE ARE NOT A SOFT TARGET FOR FRAUD!

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OH MY FUCKING GOSH

From "the lost chapters"!

Us fucking about, then literally Skulldoor asking the guy who came in "poo on my cornflakes"

Me and Shazz in absolute fucking HYSTERICS! Shame we ended up having to eat them instead! Skulldoor did have to eat a BIT!

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The food that just arrived has a very familiar taste. I'm chock full of prophylactics but I'm probably NOT gonna risk it.

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Hiding drugs in bottles of floor polish.

Until we got fucking caught and they made us actually drink fucking floor polish!

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BY THE FUCKING WAY

Banksy was a STUNT! EVERYONE made BANK out of Banksy stunt!!!!

FOOLISH MORTALS!

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Me and that bad Kas singing Pretty Eyes in a club together.

Days later Kas hearing a different song on the radio, "I thought he said pretty eyes?"

THIS would be completely ok even if she was my mum.

For reasons it's kinda better if she stops pretending now though.

If they could actually DO it this would have been a brainwashing attempt. Think we ALL proved our points.

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Bear in mind "that bad Kas" was not THAT bad Kas. Don't even fuckin start hahah

THAT lovely clever lady who still runs marathons at "65" is Kas Riviera Bear in mind she is FAMILY and one of my VERY ABSOLUTE BEST FRIENDS. Or at least WAS until everyone filled her head with more BULLSHIT!

Oh and BULLSHIT! used to be rather different didn't it?

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"List of lies they've told that bad Kas"

That would fill a fucking TELEPHONE directory. Bear in mind the OTHER Kas wouldn't EVER have fucking fallen for ANY of it. After what happened she REALLY had to go.

Anyone pretend to be ME? I've only talked about when it was actually ME.

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None of the "me"s have ever done ANYTHING wrong, except obviously the "men in ginger wigs" they like to pretend is me. The nature of the beast.

NONE of us will willingly wear a women's wig after being done down. We stick back in a few plaits and wear a HOODIE

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Hooking. Don't even fucking start!

Sneaking out at night (KAS knew) and hooking down the pub! With a sports bag full of makeup and clothes in the downstairs cupboard. Bear in mind I had a wired computer in there too