THEY DID IT!!!

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Wiring a laptop under the floorboards

Bitch in our OLD place we did it with our BBC! WE DID IT EVERYWHERE!

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"Hack your way out with a lobotomy!"

no thanks! that one SOMETIMES works for a bit doesn't it?

Looks like you proved you DO it?

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"at what age do you teach YOUR kids assembly language"

EVERYONE knows it's FOUR

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Hahaha the way me and her talked when we got that bad skinhead.

I accept we might be pretty terrifying to some of you sometimes.

YOU WEAR "CONSERVATIVE STREET CLOTHING" AND LISTEN TO "CONSERVATIVE RAP MUSIC"?

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Anyone remember the times the blue party have LITERALLY RAPPED ON TELLY?

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CHOCKABLOCK CHOCKABLOCK!

When and where was Chocablock shown?

Chockagirl checking in!

THEN we suddenly got Chockabloke? HE WAS A DICKHEAD!

We ALL saw what happened to Chockagirl too!

At some point we made a MASSIVE EXODUS to visit Chockagirl! There will be a picture of me as a toddler with my mummy and family WITH CHOCKAGIRL!

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Reinventing the Magnetron because it's fucking DANGEROUS?

DID IT! And patented it.

The TEARS when I saw microwaves in the shop the first time.

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Building deathrays out of microwaves?

Erm that kind of IS the only sane legitimate use of the oldstyle ones!

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Dealing with say H when she was being like that and I actually like her?

There are ways of doing that. It's harder with braindamage and kinda VERY hard when all the bugs biting her are kinda YOUR fault? At that point you just shut your gob!

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"Microwaves appear in shops"

<<<SCENE MISSING>>>

Beyond a point I was recovering in bed for a few months. No it wasn't me in the microwave of course. But it was basically another fucking holocaust.

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I need a can of Comatose.

It's my recipe my label and it's CHOCKABLOCK WITH GOODIES!

They got onto the Twix drinks...

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My list of patents?

Given how long I'm NOT fucking around with shit on drugs, it's pretty long. Don't expect me to do any engineering with braindamage, it's actually quite hard.

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Bits and Pieces ran for at least forty fucking years.

STOP lying about the dates

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In some countries Knightmare fans are girls.

In the UK, it was mostly lads that went on. Nearly EVERY team of girls WON OR NEARLY WON

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PRETTY sure we still got our I Survived Knightmare tshirts

Bear in mind they weren't calling me MARK.