THEY DID IT!!!

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NORMALLY I could ring Marac and I'd get HELP.

LAST time I rang Marac in this country I got through to someone else instead and got abused by them.

At THIS point anyone who finds this funny should be SORTED OUT

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"Acting funny and stupid and clever at the same time and only clever people realising you're clever"

THAT is fucking fun

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Celery and icecream! MMMMMMMMMMMMM

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SOME people put the celery in the golden syrup and the carrots in the icecream. FRANKLY we think they are weirdos!

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BASICALLY none of us will ever go posher than a curry sandwich unless we are FORCED

Eating raw potato. WE ALL DONE IT. It's really quite tasty you know!

I remember when we left Carshalton Kas bought me a parsnip instead of my usual carrot to munch on the way back home. "Look white carrots" she DID explain what it was later. IIRC her and her friends had to ask someone!

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Curry powder and golden syrup sandwich Add a few grapes.

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Between you and me, Kas's famous cooking How long did it take Kas to learn how to make spaghetti bolognaise

Bear in mind she does a BANGING Christmas dinner! She pulls out ALL the fucking stops.

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Potato print tshirts! Potato print wall decorations!

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Oh, and just about ANYONE who won't eat gooey food has had it badly TAMPERED WITH at some point!

Read psychology books. Eating disorders are caused by men yelling at you to eat your food!

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This is still gonna be a Kas Riviera Challenge.

There was a computer game at some point one when I left.

"Where do you put Maz's coke?" "In the washing machine" It WAS in a Surf box.

That caused PROBLEMS once when the money wasn't mine.

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The Faygo crisis was DAMOCLES POINT

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NOBODY who has been force fed, or physically hurt to eat food they don't want, will EVER touch food they don't want to again.

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Being forced to work at a dry cleaners and cleaning men's suits with toothbrushes.

Being forced to work at Oldham Ironworks and the shit that happened there...

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I used to ABSOLUTELY LOVE pasta shapes in tomato sauce then suddenly I REALLY HATED it I'd heave and puke. I can't remember WHY.

If I remember the original Alphabet Soup was a VERY good film. And will DEFINITELY not be around right now.

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For about six million years I'd tell everyone my favourite food was raw parsnip because it's DELISH and to remember leaving Carshalton.